The cackle heard ’round the world just refuses to go away.
Proving a music career that should never have existed in the first place can rear its ugly head over and over again, Yoko Ono has released a box set of dance remixes which desperately try to salvage some of her most embarrassing music. The name of the new release? Open Your Box. To make matters even worse, a remix of her song with husband and ex-Beatle John Lennon, “Give Peace a Chance,” has hit number one on the U.S. dance charts.
The youth of America has enough against it these days. For many, Bush and Clinton are the only presidents they have known. Unemployment is at an all-time high, and morale is at an all-time low. When these poor kids go out to clubs to escape the horrors of society, why on earth should they be subjected to Yoko Ono???
That’s just cruel.
The widow of one of the greatest singer/songwriters in history turns 76 this year. We think it is high time she hangs up her microphone….actually, it’s probably about 50 years past time.
Thankfully, it seems that Yoko is truly one-of-a-kind. Who else would release 20 minutes of silence and call it a song, or title an ode to her daughter “Don’t Worry Kyoko, Mummy’s Only Looking For Her Hand in the Snow”?
For many artists, a box set of remixes is something that happens at the end of a career. Please, Yoko, for the good of the world….we are imploring you…do not make any more music.
A world without Yoko’s mouth would be a peaceful one. It’s time to give peace a chance.
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1 Landrew // Sep 17, 2008 at 10:06 am
As a fan of Yoko’s, I take great offense at your “review”. The world would be a better place if people like you would keep nastiness to themselves. On behalf of Mrs. Lennon,
“I love you and up yours.”
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