Rants and raves from around the celebrosphere

Does Sienna Miller do anything besides date? We ask because if rumors are to be believed she will soon wed the Welsh-babe-you’ve-never-heard-of-but-would-know-if-you-saw-him, Rhys Ifans. It could be a serious career-wrecker. Unless they have one of those relationships, Sienna will never have a reason to be in the spotlight again.

Don’t get us wrong. We’d love to be happy for Sienna and Rhys (seen here smooching during an intimate holiday in Mexico). We’d love to cheer them on as they reportedly hope to hire a private beach resort near Cancun as the venue for the big day. We’d love to encourage them as they plan their nuptials, despite the fact that they will serve Mexican food, which may be delicious but will never, ever scream “wedding”.

We’d love to do all this and more–but we adore Rhys Ifans, and therefore are contractually obliged to be bitter about the idea of him and Sienna sharing wedding tacos and margaritas while the Mexican sun casts a golden glow on the first day of the rest of their lives.

Please, Sienna. Leave some British hotties for the rest of us.