Rants and raves from around the celebrosphere

Comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has started to resemble space alien Cher as of late, has stated that she is done with plastic surgery.

“I’ve been off the junk, as I call it, for five years,” Griffin said. “It didn’t get me happier or make me look particularly younger.”

After having extensive face work done, Griffin also has LASIK surgery on her eyes. When that experience turned into a nightmare, she began questioning the wisdom of enhancements and body work. An outspoken opponent of LASIK surgery, Griffin now says that plastic surgery is not necessary for improving ones self-esteem.

Griffin’s comedic talents have pushed her into the spotlight, although she continues to call her reality show My Life on the D-List. Gaining a reputation for insulting fellow celebrities and being outrageous, her latest antics include releasing a CD just so she can win a Grammy, and “dating” Apple co-founder and billionaire Steve Wozniak.

As a side note, we hope that her new relationship really is a publicity stunt. Wozniak is rich, but he is also completely socially backward and not exactly fit. Not our first choice as a match for the extroverted (or, obnoxiously in-your-face, if you will) Griffin.

Hey Kathy, if you were undergoing plastic surgery in order to be desirable, we have a hint for you. Quit spending all of your time with gay men! We know that is the fan base that pays your bills, but there ARE a few straight single men in California! Maybe not many…it may take some searching, but they are out there.

“I like my body now,” she added. “For 47, I look pretty darn good.”

Well it should. After all, at this point it is 75 percent silicone.

Oh, we’re sorry, Kathy. Allegedly 75 percent silicone.