Rants and raves from around the celebrosphere

Well it’s divorce #3 for singer Phil Collins.

Proving that “you can’t hurry love” and all that’s left “in the air tonight” is animosity, 3rd wife Orianne Cevey, 35, just might get a $46.68 million divorce settlement, making this the most expensive divorce in Britain’s history…beating even gold digger Heather Mills’ $45 million settlement from Sir Paul McCartney.

For Phil, who has turned a career as the drummer and then lead singer of a legitimate progressive rock band into a schmaltzy solo career that would make lounge lizards cringe in horror, this is turning into a regular occurrence. If you add up the money he is shelling out to his own personal ex-wives’s club, it amounts to ONE-THIRD of his TOTAL net worth.

We’re sure that losing that chunk of change makes it very hard for Collins to sing “I Don’t Care Anymore”.

Not that we are sympathizing with the 57-year-old wannabe comedian. Proving that he suffers from a severe lack of ethics and compassion, he sent his second wife a fax informing her that she was being dumped (ex-wife #2 received $34 million after that little faux pas).

We think it is unfair that his ex-wives should get all of Phil’s money. Don’t we, the public, get anything to make up for subjecting us to the excruciating tortures of “I Can’t Dance” or the embarrassing remake of “True Colors”? Where is our settlement? Who is going to pay for all of the therapy bills? Who is going to cover the cost of all the innocent radios that have been viciously destroyed when a gut-wrenching hunk of cheese by Phil Collins blared through the speakers?