Rants and raves from around the celebrosphere

Knightley is surprising everyone by refusing to have her boobs airbrushed for her upcoming film, “The Duchess” — a scandal reported on faithfully by the Mail in an article headlined: “Keira’s Flat Refusal to Have Cleavage Airbrushed in Publicity Shots.” Its a play on words “FLAT” get it?

Here’s the thing: Keira Knightley has small boobs. It’s OK! Knightley herself jokes about them, referring to her breasts as her “pecs” and admitting to the Daily Mail that she “absolutely loved it” when a makeup artist painted on some extra cleavage for her during “Pirates.” “It was the first time in my life I had big tits,” she’s quoted as saying, referring to the art of bosom makeup as a “dying art form” in the age of silicone implants.