Rants and raves from around the celebrosphere

Carrie Underwood has recently admitted that not only has she been cheated on, but she is ready for battle if it happens again!

The former Idol contestant and country superstar who burst onto the scene with megahits such as the #1 hit “Before He Cheats” said that her future men get one shot and one shot only. If she finds out they’ve skanked it up with some classy cowgirl, then the *#$^% is ON.

Although she added that she doesn’t recommend doing property damage, did you see what the crazy chick did to that car in her video? She is not that good an actress; we find it hard to believe that there wasn’t real rage and butt-kicking going on there.

Underwood has previously been linked with Tony Romo and Chace Crawford. Has anybody checked to make sure these guys still have their equipment in one piece?

Our advice to any potential beaus for Carrie…you better make sure that if you date her, you keep away from the “drunk white trash” and the “bleached blonde bimbos” and treat this firecracker reeeaal nice. Or, if you do plan to cheat, make sure she only sees you driving the 1991 station wagon and keep the $70,000 convertable locked up in your garage.